HI, I'M BILLY MAYS
AND THIS GLISTENING WHITE POWDER
IS COCAINE!
THE NEW WONDER-DRUG FROM GLAXO-SMITH-KLINE.
IT'LL CURE YOUR HEADACHE,
CLEAN UP YOUR ACNE,
AND GIVE YOU THAT LONG-LASTING ENERGY-BOOST
WITH NO CRASH LATER.
CALL NOW AND WE'LL DOUBLE THE DOSAGE --
YOU PAY JUST THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF 19.95 FOR NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT FOUR BAGGIES!
THAT'S ENOUGH FOR A WHOLE MONTH!
IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, WE'LL ALSO SEND YOU THIS HAND-CRAFTED PIPE,
MADE FROM THE FINEST LAS ANGELES CERAMICS.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
ALONG WITH ALL THIS, WE'LL PASS ALONG A CONTACT FOR YOUR OWN LOCAL DISTRIBUTOR OF COCAINE,
SO YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON IT ANY HOUR OF THE DAY,
WITH NO NEED TO WAIT FOR DELIVERY FROM OUR MEXICAN WAREHOUSES.
THAT'S THE FOUR BAGGIES, THE PIPE, AND A CONTACT FOR YOUR OWN NEARBY SUPPLIER --
ALL FOR JUST THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF 19.95!
CALL NOW!